← I have good reason to believe that the asteroid the little prince came from is asteroid B 612. 🔊✎
← Luckily for the reputation of asteroid B 612, a Turkish dictator introduced a law which said that all his people, on pain of death, were henceforth obliged to wear European clothes. 🔊✎
← If I have told you all these details about asteroid B 612 and even given you its number, it’s because of the grown-ups. 🔊✎
← But if you say “The planet he came from is asteroid B 612,” they’ll be convinced and they won’t ask you any more stupid questions. 🔊✎