← I once knew a lazy man who lived on another little planet. 🔊✎
← But he’s not a man, he’s a mushroom! 🔊✎
← The second planet was inhabited by a vain man. 🔊✎
← “Ah! Ah! Here comes an admirer!” cried the vain man when saw the little prince in the distance. 🔊✎
← “It’s my saluting hat,” said the vain man. “It’s to salute people when they tell me how great I am. 🔊✎
← “Clap your hands,” said the vain man. 🔊✎
← The little prince clapped his hands. The vain man saluted him modestly by raising his hat. 🔊✎
← But the vain man didn’t hear him. Vain people only listen when you tell them how great they are. 🔊✎
← But he’s less ridiculous than the king, the vain man, the businessman and the drunk. 🔊✎
← Not the king, not the vain man, not the drunk, not the businessman. 🔊✎