← It’s now six years since my friend left with his sheep. 🔊✎
← “For millions of years, flowers have been making thorns. 🔊✎
← For millions of years, sheep have been eating flowers all the same. 🔊✎
← It’s years since I saw anyone yawn. Yawns, for me, are a kind of curiosity. 🔊✎
← “I’ve been living on this planet for fifty-four years, and I’ve only been bothered three times. 🔊✎
← “That’s the problem! Year after year, the planet keeps turning faster, but my orders haven’t changed!” 🔊✎
← “People? I think there are six or seven of them. I saw them a few years ago. 🔊✎
← He said: “You know, when I fell to Earth… tomorrow, it will be exactly a year since then…” 🔊✎
← I hesitated, but then I went on: “It’s something to do with it being just a year ago, right?” 🔊✎
← But he said: “Tonight, the year is up. My star will be exactly over the place where I fell a year ago…” 🔊✎