Alice looked all round the table, but there was nothing on it but tea. 🔊

‘I don’t see any wine,’ she remarked. 🔊

‘There isn’t any,’ said the March Hare. 🔊

‘Then it wasn’t very civil of you to offer it,’ said Alice angrily. 🔊

‘It wasn’t very civil of you to sit down without being invited,’ said

the March Hare. 🔊

‘I didn’t know it was your table,’ said Alice; ‘it’s laid for a great

many more than three.’ 🔊

‘Your hair wants cutting,’ said the Hatter. 🔊 He had been looking at Alice

for some time with great curiosity, and this was his first speech. 🔊

‘You should learn not to make personal remarks,’ Alice said with some

severity; ‘it’s very rude.’ 🔊

The Hatter opened his eyes very wide on hearing this; but all he SAID

was, ‘Why is a raven like a writing-desk?’ 🔊

‘Come, we shall have some fun now!’ thought Alice. 🔊 ‘I’m glad they’ve

begun asking riddles.--I believe I can guess that,’ she added aloud. 🔊

‘Do you mean that you think you can find out the answer to it?’ said the

March Hare. 🔊